Seriously...

This is a two part blog post. The first part:
Travel Tip #854
When making a reservation, be sure to remember you actually made a reservation.

Example (from an actual conversation I had tonight):
Me: Thank you for calling the Courtyard. How can I help you?
Guest: I'm just calling because I made a reservation but I need to confirm that I actually made a reservation.
Me: (not sure how to respond) Umm, Ok. When you called did we give you a confirmation number for a reservation?
Guest: Yes, but I have no idea where I put it.
Me: (In my head: Well, don't you think a if we gave you one you have a reservation, even if you can't find it). Ok, well what's your last name.
Guest: Oliver*
Me: Ok, it says here you are staying April 4th-April 7th. So you did make the reservation!
Guest: Good! Ok, what date am I arriving?

Seriously? Unless you have short term memory issues you really should remember that you made a hotel reservation and what date it is for. Especially if it's for your child's soccer tournament!

*Name changed to protect the ridiculous.

Part Two:
Neighborly Tip #5
Although you may be broke and gas prices may be high you should not siphon gas from your neighbors. It doesn't sit well.

Seriously? Someone siphoned Chris' gas last night. Right after he filled up. And this is the second time it has happened. Our apartment complex doesn't seem to care so he bought a locking gas cap. I'm just glad we had the money for him to fill up again, unlike the neighbor who will be disappointed next time he tries that trick.